Public Enemy Number One

Every time I eat something covered with powdered sugar, I inadvertently inhale some, then spend the next five minutes thinking "what a sad way to die -- choking and coughing to death." What's worse, I know this is going to happen so I try to hold my breath while I pop one of those little donut holes in my mouth. But you try chewing, swallowing and tasting (because what's the point of eating a powdered sugar donut hole if you're not going to enjoy the taste) while holding your breath. Of course I could be the only person who's incapable of eating and breathing at the same time, but I doubt it, because I just ain't that special.